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Apr. 7th, 2011 02:35 amMy Granddad is a great guy with a fascinating life story. He also likes to read, as do I, naturally. We swap books.
So when I learned that he'd never read any Gaiman (fave author!), I decided to lend him something. I couldn't find my copy of Good Omens, so I plucked a book from my Gaiman section basically at random and took it over the next time I visited. The book? American Gods.
That's right. I lent my Grandfather a book which features a guy being explicitly devoured by the Queen of Sheba's vagina.
FML, man. I'm never living this one down.
So when I learned that he'd never read any Gaiman (fave author!), I decided to lend him something. I couldn't find my copy of Good Omens, so I plucked a book from my Gaiman section basically at random and took it over the next time I visited. The book? American Gods.
That's right. I lent my Grandfather a book which features a guy being explicitly devoured by the Queen of Sheba's vagina.
FML, man. I'm never living this one down.
